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- If Octomom needs an ‘opponent’, why not a female staffer from the D.N.? How about Ronnie Polanezcky or Signe Wilkinson? They’re two tough old broads! And you could have Christine Flowers be the referee. Not only is she a fair-minded person, she commands respect and will not tolerate any low blows (just read her excellent op-ed peices). Byko could be the ring announcer (he’ll provide the levity), and Molly Eichel could be the ring girl. Bernard Fernandez could do the blow-by-blow description. And get Comshaft to put it on CN8, so they have something to show besides Lucille Roberts all the time. Just make sure Feldman has his licenses and taxes up-to-date. And make sure the TMZ camera gets it all. Philadelphia can use all of the publicity it gets! Philadelphia-the city that hits you back! Just ask any Philly taxpayer, right Mr Nutter?

From a Letter to the Editor in today’s Daily News.

Ring girl? Ring girl!

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I'm a features reporter at the Philadelphia Daily News and sometimes I write TV reviews for the AV Club. I mainly think about TV, movies and Bruce Springsteen. Here's what I will do here: post my pieces, write in-depth analysis of minor sitcom characters and just generally show off my steez.

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