These are my two favorite things! Also: You guys, according to my Tumblr tags, I haven’t written ANYTHING about Jean Claude Van Damme here. That’s a mistake I will have to remedy all the time. In the interim, check out the highlight of my journalistic career: The week Drew Lazor and I spent writing only about JCVD. We totally would have won that Pulitzer in the category of...
Olia on Ilya: Russian translator gives us a look... →
From Sportsweek, Sunday, March 26, 2012. You guys, sometimes I write about sports. Stop laughing.
Carson Kressley's got horse sense →
How to satisfy your 'Hunger' hangover →
Out and About: Comedian Todd Glass reveals he's... →
From the Daily News, March 20, 2012.
Improv, fate and 'Jeff' →
From the Daily News, March 15, 2012. Interviewed Mark Duplass and Susan Sarandon for “Jeff Who Lives at Home.”
Racist things people have told me today about...
Re: This piece I wrote about Professor Matt Delmon’s “Nicest Kids in Town,” which posits that “American Bandstand” producers used underhanded tactics to keep black teens from dancing on the show without outwardly banning them. [Paraphrased by me] “Just so you know, more white kids didn’t get on ‘American Bandstand’ than black...
Not so nice: No matter what Dick Clark says,... →
From the Daily News, March 13, 2012. Oh man, the sheer amount of underhanded racism I’ve heard this morning is mind-boggling. I’ll post the most racist e-mails later!
I’m talking to a class at Temple University on Thursday about my job. They specifically want me because I’ve interviewed celebrities before. They’re gonna be mega disappointed when I tell them they’re all dicks who hate you.
Philly Dot Commenters are culturally relevant
phillydotcomments: PLEASE SHUT THE FAT SLOB EX-MAYOR UP… I think I’d rather read poetic musings by ex-MTV troglodyte Puck then listen to OR read anything by this pig. — JerryD
'Last Days Here' documents the troubled &... →
From the Daily News, March 9, 2012
The video from the Ellen segment that treats my... →
My buddy RJ made this fake ad awhile back and Ellen DeGeneres used it on her show as an example of a real vintage ad. RJ is awesome. rjwhite: They even focus in on the fake copy. SO weird.
It has been more than a decade since Woody Allen acted in a film he didn’t...– Tell me this doesn’t sound like the plot of “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.”
I hope you guys are ready for me to Storify a lot of stupid shit from now on. ShareBristol native Lauren Holly shooting NBC pilot “Do No Harm” around town for a few weeks. bit.ly/AcvhEZDan GrossTue, Mar 06 2012 21:55:35ReplyRetweetShare@phillyGossip Pls clarify @laurenholly starred in a Canadian movie “Do No Harm”, did you guys actually see Lauren filming the...
Duo does comedic cabaret →
From the Daily News, March 5, 2012.
Tracking Teens: N.J. author Matthew Quick has... →
From the Daily News, February 28, 2012.
The saddest thing is that this is the most lucid Ozzy has looked in years.
My friend Tommy gets upset about an NYU student...
Tommy Button learned about Hillary Dworkoski, who is circulating a petition to get Chik-Fil-A thrown off campus because they hate gay people. We both went to NYU, meaning that Tommy should know that everyone who goes there is awful. Tommy doesn’t tweet about much other than his boner for the Knicks. So this is was somewhat of an outburst. Sharethis Hillary Dworkoski chick has got her...