March 2012
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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These are my two favorite things!  Also: You guys, according to my Tumblr tags, I haven’t written ANYTHING about Jean Claude Van Damme here. That’s a mistake I will have to remedy all the time. In the interim, check out the highlight of my journalistic career: The week Drew Lazor and I spent writing only about JCVD. We totally would have won that Pulitzer in the category of...
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 27th
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Olia on Ilya: Russian translator gives us a look... →
From Sportsweek, Sunday, March 26, 2012. You guys, sometimes I write about sports. Stop laughing.
Mar 26th
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Carson Kressley's got horse sense →
Mar 23rd
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How to satisfy your 'Hunger' hangover →
Mar 23rd
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Out and About: Comedian Todd Glass reveals he's... →
From the Daily News, March 20, 2012.
Mar 20th
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Improv, fate and 'Jeff' →
From the Daily News, March 15, 2012. Interviewed Mark Duplass and Susan Sarandon for “Jeff Who Lives at Home.”
Mar 16th
Mar 15th
Racist things people have told me today about...
Re: This piece I wrote about Professor Matt Delmon’s “Nicest Kids in Town,” which posits that “American Bandstand” producers used underhanded tactics to keep black teens from dancing on the show without outwardly banning them. [Paraphrased by me] “Just so you know, more white kids didn’t get on ‘American Bandstand’ than black...
Mar 15th
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Not so nice: No matter what Dick Clark says,... →
From the Daily News, March 13, 2012. Oh man, the sheer amount of underhanded racism I’ve heard this morning is mind-boggling. I’ll post the most racist e-mails later!
Mar 14th
I’m talking to a class at Temple University on Thursday about my job. They specifically want me because I’ve interviewed celebrities before. They’re gonna be mega disappointed when I tell them they’re all dicks who hate you.
Mar 13th
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Mar 12th
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Philly Dot Commenters are culturally relevant
phillydotcomments: PLEASE SHUT THE FAT SLOB EX-MAYOR UP… I think I’d rather read poetic musings by ex-MTV troglodyte Puck then listen to OR read anything by this pig. — JerryD
Mar 12th
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'Last Days Here' documents the troubled &... →
From the Daily News, March 9, 2012
Mar 9th
Mar 8th
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The video from the Ellen segment that treats my... →
My buddy RJ made this fake ad awhile back and Ellen DeGeneres used it on her show as an example of a real vintage ad. RJ is awesome. rjwhite: They even focus in on the fake copy. SO weird.
Mar 8th
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Mar 7th
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“It has been more than a decade since Woody Allen acted in a film he didn’t...”
– Tell me this doesn’t sound like the plot of “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.”
Mar 7th
New Story
I hope you guys are ready for me to Storify a lot of stupid shit from now on. Share“Bristol native Lauren Holly shooting NBC pilot “Do No Harm” around town for a few weeks. bit.ly/AcvhEZDan GrossTue, Mar 06 2012 21:55:35ReplyRetweetShare“@phillyGossip Pls clarify @laurenholly starred in a Canadian movie “Do No Harm”, did you guys actually see Lauren filming the...
Mar 7th
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Mar 6th
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Duo does comedic cabaret →
From the Daily News, March 5, 2012.
Mar 5th
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Tracking Teens: N.J. author Matthew Quick has... →
From the Daily News, February 28, 2012.
Mar 5th
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The saddest thing is that this is the most lucid Ozzy has looked in years.
Mar 5th
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Mar 5th
My friend Tommy gets upset about an NYU student...
Tommy Button learned about Hillary Dworkoski, who is circulating a petition to get Chik-Fil-A thrown off campus because they hate gay people. We both went to NYU, meaning that Tommy should know that everyone who goes there is awful. Tommy doesn’t tweet about much other than his boner for the Knicks. So this is was somewhat of an outburst. Share“this Hillary Dworkoski chick has got her...
Mar 2nd
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